fasterfood:

madturbating:

okay but i never understood why plankton didnt just buy a krabby patty

man thats Hella lame every real nigga know that plankton tried buying krabby patties but mr krabs wouldnt let it happen because he dont let no cash blind his business u know he dont sell to snitches tryna steal his merchandise u feel me

mumfordandsonsblog:

“Below My Feet”  |  Mumford & Sons  |  Live at the Susquehanna Bank Center

Click here to download this track and the rest of Mumford & Sons’ full concert in Camden, New Jersey on February 17, 2013.

snowpatrls:

keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer

if i talk to you in all caps and bad grammar then that means u are friend

harlequinjade:

remember that time when spongebob started eating his own severed arms like popcorn and no one gave a shit 

spongebob is metal as fuck 

buckybird:

amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

edwardspoonhands:

music-sav3s-liv3s:

This is the best thing ever

I probably should not be fangirling over a 25 year old guy, but I do love me some pop punk.

tehjai:

rats-in-the-walls:

Due to FCC regulations, we cannot show graphic intercourse over the airwaves. Instead, Peter and Lois’s sex scene will be simulated by Dwayne Johnson. 

This kills me every time.

what